legend in one's own mind

It is a person that exaggerates their self importance. These people like to boast or brag about their achievements, positions and accomplishments. Often seen as drama queens, blowhards and egomaniacs. These people like to inflate their credentials, but in reality they're not that important.

The people who like to inflate their claim to fame are a legend in one's own mind.

by Preston Pierce August 2, 2009

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

burgers on my mind

Kel
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Kek ipmorx

Kel has burgers on his mind
Burgeborgamiovddhuv

GOT KETCHUP MIXED WITH LETTUCE CHEESE

I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING I GOT BURGERS ON MY MIND

by Shirosei October 19, 2022

Springs to mind

An Imaginative world you live in and though you treat it as in everyone knows what you mean.

The News: There was 147 people killed in the tragic fire.
You: 147????? I LOVVVVEEEE THAT NUMBERRRRR *plays the extended mix of Bizarre Love Triangle*
Everyone in a unison monotone voice: Springs to Mind...

by ObsessionWith3D August 24, 2023

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006