hear me now, believe me later

from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)

this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

bedwetting liberal

Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.

Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.

Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.

by Patriotically Loyal October 9, 2006

tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.

Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Bi-now-gay-later

The temporary bisexual identity of a young, naive homosexual male.

Michael told his boyfriend that he still likes girls, but he's clearly on the bi-now-gay-later plan.

by Will J. Pa. May 19, 2006

Liberaced

Any person or vehicle that has sustained rear end damage.

Honey, change lanes; that car has been Liberaced.

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

check u later

its when u r sayn bye to a friend or person,

tanita aka necta"check u later bj,"
bj"yeah yeah check u later

by dexta September 4, 2006

liberal

Antonyms: Conservatives GOP

n.)The people who balanced our budget, invented social security, and won both World Wars.
n.)The people who belive in gay rights, women's rights, minority's rights, and people's rights, and black people
n.)The people who understand polotics
n.)The only people preventing Armagedon and/or a complete totalitarian rule by idiotic southerners
adj.)To be smart
adj.)To let yourself go

Words with the same root:Liberty, Liberate, Library

Ashy Larry:Hey Tyrone!
Tyrone:What nigga? I'm smoking crack.
Ashy Larry:You a liberal?
Tyrone:Damn strait nigga

Brandine:Cletus!
Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel):What woman?
Brandine:Are you a liberal?
Cletus:Naw!
Brandine:Why not?
Cletus:Cuz... cuz... liberals are stupid. Now help me nail this here racoon to that thar tree.

by Chrispy March 12, 2005