Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.

Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!

by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018

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liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

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We were just jumping for joy when the liquid bees came through, what an unpleasant suprise. As soon as the Boys of Summer finished up their tour and went back to Kansas, the liquid bees landed their spaceball ship in a warmer spot looking for somewhere to colonize, and some of them are even more vicious and wicked than the most vicious and wicked birds you ever met and never prayed for.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

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liquid wetsuit

Surfing the morning after a few too many drinks!

Yeah... i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning

by Dave the donut June 6, 2008

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liquid pancakes

Lesbian squatting on girlfriends breasts while cumming

I was riding her face, and just when I was about to cum I slid down on her tits and gave her some liquid pancakes

by ZEB IS Gawd September 6, 2016

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At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

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