switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.

guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013

hudson likes boys

Hudson is gay

Hudson is a male person who likes sucking dick #hudson likes boys

by bvchv October 21, 2019

All Trump Lies Are True.

When the world has quasi-zero reasons to doubt the Liar-in-Chief’s manifold falsehoods, because what he says is false is true, and what he says is true is false—does this arguably paradoxical statement make him a truth-teller or a liar?

Doesn’t the statement “All Trump lies are true.” sound like a paradox? If he lies, this means that what he says isn’t true, which makes him a truth-teller. If he doesn’t lie, this means what he says is false, which makes him a liar. So, is he a liar or a truth-teller?

by MathPlus April 14, 2021

sea lices

little jelly fishes that sting holly when she is wearing a wet suit

she had 17 sea lices on the one side of her ankle.

by b wid May 22, 2006

Lies

When something is really good, often used sarcastically. Usually said in a Norn Iron (Northern Irish) accent.

Bob: I just hit a first year on the head with a snowball. That's lies!

by Hey_moon December 4, 2010

Lies, Damn Lies, and Trump’s Lies

When God’s “anointed” political savior of millions of white blue-collar workers and hundreds of thousands of white evangelicals says that two and two are five, there are no reasons why his diehard supporters should doubt or question about his brand of political math—when real statistics in politics are often concealed or concocted to boost the politician’s odds of winning an election or reelection.

For decades, it’s about “lies, damn lies, and statistics”; today, in an age of Trumpism, the new mantra for dishonesty is “lies, damn lies, and Trump’s lies.”

by MathPlus December 26, 2020

gangbang lifestyle

A life that is high-pressure and fast-paced. Generally, a life that incorporates a 'gangbang lifestyle' like a gangbang will be frenetic, fast, involve many participants, and be extremely intense, and occasionally it will be confusing as to who is doing what when. Type As are most likely to have this kind of intense, fast-paced, high-pressure life as are people in corporate or entertainment related fields who often travel a lot and have many balls up in the air at the same time.

'He's got so much going on these days he can't keep track of it all. Guy's got a real gangbang lifestyle.'

by DRAVES! November 19, 2009