Young Living

A cult made up of mostly women in their mid thirties who also sell tupawear and pure romance. The cult leader, (once fed with the souls of deceased children...) spits out scented and flavored oils. After that ravonius monkeys separate the oils and throw them at Swedens to bottle and ship. That's when the cults sell the product. When the mothers of two (house wives.) sit at the shop or sell online, they aim twords other moms and use mind control to make them but the product and join the cult.

"Hey Diana how are the kids?"

"Good Sheryl... Tim loves his soccer... So buy young livings."

"What?"

"DO IT"

"Yes master"
*sells oils*

by Small casually walking carrot August 6, 2016

a will to live

I have no idea what that is. I guess if you have a will to live, you don't cry yourself to sleep like I do but I suppose that might just be a mystical legend forged by a fucking person with this magical item.

I'm salty.
And sad.

From a person WITHOUT a will to live: "Damn, wish I had one of those."
From a person who HAS a will to live: "I LOVE LIFE."

by AAAAA FAGGOT December 26, 2017

why do i live

Because your parents fucked.

Why Do I live
Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy

by Some kidddss February 28, 2019

Xbox LIVE Child Abuser

A user on Xbox LIVE usually around the age of 21-35 that shows signs of immature faggotry. They show this because they are so lonely in their mother's basement that they go on their Xbox360 and taunt and belittle kids on XBL that have done nothing but speak in their mic. One sign that this user is a kid or has a young voice...BOOM a "Your mother sucks my dick" or "Go play lego batman 5 year old." insult rapes the chat function. A person is not an XBL-CA if they are insulting an xbox live midget . It is sad because they have to insult kids that just want to play their games and talk to people and they act as if every kid is going to grow up to be the next Hitler. Stupid virgins, they need to realize these "kiddies" are usually around 11-14 and their mothers, which they usually claim to have brutally raped, were probably flipping burgers at their first job, while the CA was probably still shitting his diapers. I'm not a kid myself I just think it's retarded that they have to rage at kids.

Xbox Live child abuser scenario:
Teen: Guys, there's some guy noob tubing.
XBLCA: Hahaha, shut up kid I fucked your mom.
Me: (Thinking "not this AGAIN")
Teen: What did I do?!
XBLCA: What did your Mom do?
XBLCA: (Faint deflating sound in background)
Me: What was that?
XBLCA: Oh crap! My blow-up doll Sindy's deflati...Umm I'm prepping for a party.

by runawaynoobs May 19, 2010

Go Live

The act of when a girl has strong urges and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with any guy, any time, anywhere. Also known as a "Go Liver"

Joe: Man I really need to get laid tonight.
John: Well go talk to Jay, I heard she goes Live at Five.
Joe: Okay Kay Kay!

by Nonstop20 October 22, 2004

Xbox Live

A good, fun alternative to life. Also known as the place to beat the shit out of the smack-talking 9 year olds in Gears of War or Halo 2.

Guy 1: "Dude. Get on Xbox Live. Some 9 year old is talking shit on Gears."
Guy 2: "Fine. But hold on. Some kid is being a noob in Halo 2."

by EchoedSilence December 9, 2008

Livinia

Livinia is very beautiful,athletic,smart,hilarious,caring, and friendly
Type of girl that's shy around new people for a bit but can be the happiest person around her friends.A girl that been through many tragedies and can be broken inside because of it. She tends to have many acquaintances but will only call few her friends. Everyone needs someone like Livinia in their life because she always has a shoulder to lean on and she will catch you every time you fall without a doubt. She is a very sporty person and is healthy. She prefers having guy friends than a boyfriend.

That girl Livinia is so good at everything !

by Joe_ mama February 12, 2020