Serial killer

A guy who will stab your soda and your like WHY IN THE FREAKING WORLD WPULD YOU DO THAT. Then he says that it’s fun and then he stabs you.

My mom is a serial killer. Oh dear lord she’s out to get me,

Serial killer by Hi peps December 3, 2019

Band Killer 

When you start dating a dick and/or hoebag that comes between you and your band. Who Ultimately makes you choose and because you wanna hit that so bad you kill the band.

Derek's new vagina wants to come to practice again. She told him that if she can't come to practice then neither can he..... she's a Band Killer man, vagina will be the end of us all!

Band Killer by MusicRoach October 1, 2014

bar killer

The person/friend that sleeps with the bartender, thus making future visits to the bar uncomfortable and not as enjoyable as it used to be because of their weird dynamic

Stop sleeping with all of the bartenders, you're a bar killer

bar killer by Scotty88 January 25, 2015

bed-killer 

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

bed-killer by mimbijones July 8, 2015

Cereal Killer 

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.

Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.

Cereal Killer by Rockcroc October 28, 2015

deereal killer 

Deer hunter who enjoys stalking and killing deer

Check out the way that guy smiles while chopping off the head of that deer, dude is for sure a Deereal killer.

deereal killer by Drew Saint James December 23, 2015

zodiac killer

Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

zodiac killer by ohiowho August 22, 2016