A virgin monkey who is ugly, hairy and will never have sex. Extremely small penis despite their aggressive nature. Clearly compensating for something. Underdeveloped brain and often attempts to rip faces off when they don't get their way.

Will: Hey Justin get back into your enclosure, you keep shitting yourself every time you move

Justin*rips Will's face off

Justin by oooooofff March 27, 2022

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Justin

He is literally the sweetest guy on earth and is really smart. He treats his girl like she deserves everything and she’s perfect. And he’s not afraid to tell her he loves her because of how confident in their relationship he is. Overall, he knows that it’s gonna be forever bc of how amazing he is and how he chooses a girl. Finally, other guys want his girl, but he can keep them away from her because he knows how precious she is.

- Justin is so perfect with his girl. I bet they’re gonna get married!
- Your name must be Justin with all of the guys that want your girl.

Justin by Ceaseisqueen February 19, 2022

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