A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
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Get the John mug.Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
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