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Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.
Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024
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Jock

A really gay vsco girl and always say and I ooop and skksks he's really annoying no one likes him he is friends with not one and overall just a weirdo. Oh yeh his only friend is a dude called vithushan. He also has autism and constantly has spazzes at everyone when they say something. He likes youtubers with 8 subscribers but was dumped due to his mum.
Oh there's jock that weirdo lets move away, I heard he's a vsco girl.
by poffreow September 2, 2019
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Jock

An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.
A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH

another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017
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jocke

A ginger guy that once where emo but stoped cutting him self and starten smoking weed litening to yung lean and got black dreads. And starten fuking hoes but one hoe took all his money and left. And now he is a broke ass nigga on the Streets of sweden.
-hi

-hi ,dude you look like jocke

-yee ,dude I am like jocke

-oh shit boy , back the fuck upp nigga
by Jhon Harman December 11, 2016
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Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
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Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.
Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet
by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021
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Jock

Tristen has a huge jock
by Blue cock August 5, 2021
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