Jeremy

Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.

I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.

That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.

by Zamelos August 4, 2024

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a guy who will always make you smile and laugh. he's the one you always wanna be with. he is brave and smart, outgoing and passionate. he will seice to amaze you and is completely the guy you wanna be around when your day is draging and sucks. he will always be there for you and will make you feel like you're special. he's sensative and mature, fun and entergetic, he's lovely and original. never let him go, he's one of a kind. he's sexy and down to earth and loves to relax<3

Jeremy kratohwill is brave, strong and amazing, don't forget that.

by charlie9-5-10 September 9, 2010

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Jeremy

Jeremy, His Dick is so Big he needs to tie it around his Leg, also he can fly away by just Spinning his Dick wildly.

His dick is the size of Jeremy

by BigDickRick_69 November 21, 2021

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Jeremy

Has a literal planet sized penis. Is better than you in every way.

Girl 1: You know Jeremy
Girl 2: Dont we live on his planet sized penis

by Papa Johns is Ass June 9, 2022

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Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

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