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Jaan Jaanke

Jaan Jaanke is a punjabi phrase used to describe when an action deliberately happens and where the initiator of the action is purposely doing such action with full knowledge.
Mitran De Kol Di Tu Nangdi aa Kude Jaan Jaanke Haye Ni Jaan Jaanke
(Girl, you be passin by a N***a purposely)
by Nijashi May 8, 2024
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Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
by SumSquid December 4, 2024
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Dirty Jankoski

where king muffins solos that mid ass eskazok and throws a super party after it, jankoski.
Dirty Jankoski, he says before he is shot for saying such an evil slur
by Mufftins February 7, 2026
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Dirty Jankowski

When True Muffins learns to solo eskazok in a battle, upon this fate, eskazok will be forced to be clapped by muffins for all of eternity, the true "dirty jankowki" will be the self proclaimed title of muffins, the new king of the world.
by Mufftins February 10, 2026
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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on a jank

Why you leave ?
Idk
You be on a jank .
by Mariiii May 7, 2018
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Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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