Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 05, 2010
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abishaa j

A girl who’s name is abishaa with a second name starting with a J is a very unique person. She is the most lucky person in life and will become a billionaire in the future. She will marry a sexy man all her friends around her will be jealous of. She has great dreams she doesn’t talk about that will come true. She has the must contagious smile that can make anyone fall in love and the most pretty out of all her surroundings. She has potential of becoming a model or a Bollywood actress because of her natural beauty she was born with. All the boys have a secret crush on her that is a deep secret deep down. She is the most freaky and can turn anyone on in an instant. Also the most funny and adventurous person to be around. She is most attracted to rich boys that are protective and handsome, someone that is outgoing and would go on adventures with her. Someone that is willing to give her the world. She is most likely to be a fire sign! Her future is very positive with a lot of spending. Her soulmate is most likely to start with an: A, N, J, Or S! She is very competitive and always wants to be the best in the room, and she is!
Bro that’s Abishaa J I want her because she’s so beautiful man. She makes me happy when she’s around!
by Dr Layla Harmon December 05, 2020
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amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach
"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"
by JeffMan64 July 12, 2008
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J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.
by The Specktator December 07, 2011
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j-string

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J
by Hshveb March 07, 2016
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J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".
Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."
by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011
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J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.
Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.
by Big Country Kellogg March 23, 2007
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