internet explorer

1. a browser based on ancient techbology

2. aside from downloading {firefox} the only thing it's good for is testing webpages

1. when was the last time they updated IE? the 30s?

2. I have to make sure my webpages work in IE because there are alot of idiots

by Chipface March 11, 2005

Internet Rot

Internet Rot is when internet searches result in outdated and old information and pages.

Internet Rot examples on Urban Dictionary:

Obamanation: A complete desolation that will cover the United States should our nation be stupid enough to elect Barack Obama as our president.

George W. Bush: He's our current president.

As you can see, these definitions are outdated, and therefore are Internet Rot.

Another example of Internet Rot: Googling for 'make Firefox faster' mostly comes up with articles from 2004 regarding Firefox 1.0.

by Codell April 20, 2009

Internet Privacy Act of 1995

A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.

As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."


Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."

by Oxymoronic Redundancy March 10, 2009

internet miles

The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.

Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000

or

Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!

or

Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver

by StANTo August 23, 2009

Internet Fabber

A person, or group of people who lurk on forums and criticize others fabrication skills without any of their own. They are known to pick up on key terms as, "dead tube", and "shear point" all while ridiculing others welds and techniques. Not much is known about these infamous internet fabbers other than they have no social skills, and have been known to call themselves bro.

Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.

"you have never even bent a piece of metal stupid internet fabber!"

by Internet = must be true September 7, 2009

internet widower

Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.

He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.

by Bubblehead Also December 1, 2010

Internet Rock

Like a regular rock, but online. Mostly used as a substitute for the phrase "living under a rock". Used to refer to people who haven't heard of something important on the internet, possibly a meme. Used frequently by Charles Trippy.

Dude! That grizzly bear looks so much pedobear!

Whats a pedobear?

Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock!

by BigCheeseButt July 17, 2011