idiot proofing 

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

idiot proofing by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

idiot bar 

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

idiot bar by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Idiot Tax 

A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.

Jim went to 7-11. While he was there, he paid the idiot tax.

Idiot Tax by Grant to the B February 20, 2008

Idiot Sandwich 

A term said by a chef or one who makes food when referring to someone that is dumb

Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH?"

Idiot Sandwich by WitWhatSahSah June 4, 2017

Idiot head

The most absolutely devastating insult. This assures the recipients utter destruction of their very will to live. When this insult is used, the recipient's very atoms collapse in on themselves, forming a blackhole for a split second and then their meager existence is no more than an already fading memory and their immortal soul literally dies.

My dad said I was a disappointment, so I called him an idiot head.

Idiot head by TravellingNoob November 8, 2018

idiot bait 

(n) anything on television that only idiots would find interesting. (e.g. a reality show about Lindsay Lohan's mother.) 'Idiot bait' is used to lure in unsuspecting idiots, zapping them as soon as they click Record Entire Series on their Tivo, in order to remove them from the population. 'Idiot bait' is a population control method endorsed by President George W. Bush.

Person 1: Did you see that new show on television with Lindsay Lohan's mom? It looks like a car wreck.

Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.

idiot bait by Mike Grant October 23, 2007

idiot's dozen 

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.

He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.

idiot's dozen by Rhym September 15, 2017