human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

by trikeman May 23, 2010

Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

by slice60 February 22, 2008

Human Spam

Individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, The Big Issue, flyers, requests for money, 'Charity Muggers', religious apologists, petition carriers, etc. These individuals in Britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don't need permission for any more is invasion of personal space and public harassment.

"I am late because I had to do the Human Spam Slalom down the high street."

by Summer B October 10, 2008

Hamza

Hamza is probably one of the best people you will ever meet.
Hamza's tend to be nice and caring for others and they also help you in laughing and feeling happy
They have memes like no other and hamzas are hella smart, like smarter than smart but only when they want to be. They have an amazing sense of humor and can make u happy and laughing like never before in seconds. Hamza's will care for you and listen to all your problems and try to help you no matter how crazy your problem/situation may seem. They Usually nobody hates them, because why would they lmao. They're also very hot/cute and if u ever meet a hamza in your life keep them because no one else is like them🥺

Khalid: hamza is one of the best friends I've ever had
Mohammed:i know right he's amazing

by Whydoyoucare- April 19, 2020

human biscuit

simialar to the game "biscuit" where a number of males ejaculate on a peice of toast.

morgan lisik "human biscuit"

by FERNANDO HORTEZ! January 6, 2012

AP Human Geography

A high school advanced placement class focused around studying where people live and why. It is an interesting and likable class if you pay attention and have the right teacher but if you don't you may be that kid that sleeps in the back and gets a 2 on the exam. Although APHG can be tedious at time, it applies to current events and will give you a better understanding of the world around you. The class gets 5/5 stars.

AP Human Geography is an awesome class, prove me wrong.

by it'sWingaRRdium April 22, 2020

Hamza

To punch a cake repeatedly and then cry yourself to sleep

dude, last night was crazy! I Hamzad 17 times!

by ghett0prince$$ September 29, 2014