Helpfuk

The charitable consent to having sex with a less fortunate/ugly/awkward member of the opposite sex. Usually done at the request of the helpfukee's friends.

Tom walks into a shady bar with his ugly friend Bobby. After a few drinks, Tom walks up to the drunkest, sluttiest girl in the bar. He explains that his friend Bobby is extremely awkward with women and hasn't been laid in months. He then asks the girl if she could his friend Bobby a huge favor and agree to a helpfuk. A few minutes later, the girl takes Bobby home and has sex with him.

by alphafour January 5, 2011

helah

A negro greeting

Alfred kabaya answers his phone with "helah" instead of the cucasian "hello"

by Manbearpig2 March 2, 2014

Helayna

An annoying girl who thinks she’s cool but really isn’t and is such a ratty

Omg she’s just like a Helayna

by Yourlocalhottie February 24, 2022

Natural Helpers

The Anti-Drug and Violence program that everyone is Las Vegas is dying to get into. A group of teenagers perform skits to teach kids about drugs.

Dude, lets get out of class and go to Natural Helpers.

by Gradyman July 4, 2010

is there anything i can help you look for today?

What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?

Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?

by Old school gangster June 14, 2018

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.

Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.

by xzybit November 21, 2007

help ma' boab

The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.

Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!

Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?

Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'

by drmoooo March 23, 2011