Half Thong

A loop of elastic & spandex fabric that wraps around one hip, between buttocks, and covers your junk. The loop can also be longer and go over one shoulder instead of the hip. Essentially a Half-Mankini (A Half Body Thong). A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; a pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a half thong to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 07, 2014

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half an almond

a term coined from TikTok describing people, but mostly parents, who have extremely poor relationships with food & exercise and take it out on their children. this often causes said children to have body issues and eating disorders, following in their parent's footsteps, when they grow up.

"my mom just started this 800 calorie diet and told me that nothing tastes better than skinny feels"
"she's such a half an almond mom..."

by akihayakawa August 22, 2022

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half lethargic

To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.

Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes

by DangitBob May 05, 2018

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