Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage

yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Falt Host

A hosting company that attempts to acquire new customers by posting themselves on Urban Dictionary

Vee: we need better marketing for Falt Host
me: ok

by Cefrigerator October 16, 2020

Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.

“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”

by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023

charge the hose

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

by prick reuben October 4, 2011

drain the hose

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019

Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise

"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"

by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022