Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".

"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."

by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019

Harendra

Harendra name meaning in Hindi is Lord Shiva, भगवान शिव

पर्यायवाची - भगवान शिव, Harendra

by Harendra June 7, 2021

Have a Cigar

Telling someone to celebrate when revealing good news such as a new job, a new baby, etc.

Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar. You gonna go far and fly high

by JB920 December 31, 2021

They have the best wings

The most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with skanky waitresses.

Mark(13 years old) : MOOOOOM!!!! Can we go to Hooters????
Mom : WHAT!?? Why do you want to go there???!!
Mark : Uhhh.... 'cause they have the best wings ever!
Dad : Uhh.. yup. They sure do! LET'S GO!!

by jdouglas8 May 23, 2008

to have a parsnip

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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by JJars August 19, 2009

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas

*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

by Yung heroni November 13, 2016

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018