Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
by Zaphod99 August 12, 2011
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young grandma

A girl who is youthful and cute with the same aesthetic as a sweet old lady in despite of not looking or being old.
Katie is such a young grandmaI love her so much
by TheBestestLover March 03, 2024
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grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.
Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways
by Parry by June 07, 2022
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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 17, 2023
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grandma kickflip

Your grandma or someone else's grandma does an awesome kickflip on a skateboard.
Oh wow, how does your grandma kickflip that well?
by voidyfizz December 16, 2024
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Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.
After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.
by Capt_Froggerson October 18, 2022
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90 grandma

90 grandma
90 grandmas in a hotel bathroom
by Yes03 November 28, 2022
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