Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Grandma Bonnie

The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!

Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!

by KellyKellyCle May 8, 2022

Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Grandma daddy

Is a superior male that is wise and good natured and caring like grandmother would be but yet Jack of all trades can make or fix anything.

I love my grandma daddy he does everything for me

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019

grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink

by Gayfredo October 30, 2017