Gonna Get Got!

R- Truth: Remember, crap is crap...and tonight, crap is gonna get got!
by Awesome Truth April 04, 2012
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Got you by the balls

(Verb) When someone has strong hold over you. Usually controlling your decisions and your life.
Dang bro yo mama don't let you do nothing, she got you by the balls bro.
by Cumputer October 07, 2015
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boy got sand

That boy got sand!
by CMBROCKET November 30, 2016
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someone's got jokes

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.
Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!
by the pants of randy July 08, 2006
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I Got Stripes

I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders,
Chains, chains around my feet,
I got stripes, and them chains them chains are about to drag me down!
by Mike Hurt April 21, 2006
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dont get got

A saying to remind someone to NOT get taken advantage of
Man 1: I'm off to the strip club, maybe we will catch up later...

Man 2: Okay dude, dont get got
by cityguychicago August 15, 2009
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got me weak

when something not funny ends up being funny and causes you to blurt out laughin'
by Jiggy Goth July 05, 2014
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