Garden Of Eden

The act of striping naked and soaking yourself in olive oil.
to maintain the best pleasure, you stick your dickhole in a Venus flytrap as your getting your boyfriend to rest his testicles on your eye sockets.
(eyes must stay open)
a rare, but pleasurable and fantastic sex position.

Winston: yewww hooo, Sebastian!
Sebastian: jesus christ Winston you startled me.
Winston: Hey, you wanna go to the garden in my backyard?
Sebastian: umm for what silly?
Winston: umm so we can perform the "Garden Of Eden" you thilly fucker
Sebastian: oohh my favorite, lets go<3

by joey smokesz April 28, 2009

gardener

a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits

mark he's such a gardener

by joshfromseeviciswellcool February 3, 2007

Garden City

*Note 800,000 dollar field, that could afford the entire school body lunch for atleast two years or could buy every single student a laptop or a really crappy used car. Besides having numerous mold and small rodent infestations, the ceilings still have yet to be replaced (dating back to the 1960'S).

Wow, why does Garden City own a horribly built plastic/rubber field that costs 800,000, but no money is being spent to repair the ceilings that are falling on kids?

by tombrf r fvwrfbwkejrbf October 8, 2005

garden variety lesbian

If someone would please tell me wtf this means that would be great.. my bff and I were just referred to as such lmao.

You and your friend come off as garden variety lesbians.

by Katie Addeline August 15, 2016

gardevoir

gardevoir is go!!

gardevoir fart

by gardevoirguy December 2, 2020

gardener

short for uphill gardener. Gay slur

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016