fucking fuck

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.

Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.

by Louis White January 4, 2008

fuck friend

A friend you have casual sex with only for the purpose of having sex. Romantic feelings for one another are not present.

Mindy and Bob have sex together but only as friends.

by D February 21, 2004

fuck towel

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.

I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.

by fluffy June 17, 2006

The Fuck I Am

A statement made when someone insults you usually by some form of name calling. The statement basically negates what the other person is saying. Another way of saying no I am not. Other forms of this may include The fuck it is, The fuck you are, The fuck it ain't, The fuck he/she is/isn't.

Friend: "You're a fucking douchebag, you know that?"

You: "The fuck I am."

by J3B June 27, 2009

fuckabilitiness

The probability of someone getting fucked.

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.

by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

fuckbait

An attractive young woman who is openly interested in hooking up, especially one who isn't looking for a commitment.

So I kissed her while we were dancing and she put her hand on my dick -- she's pure fuckbait.

by passerthru September 28, 2005

Fuck you question

A question put on a final exam (typically the final question) that's particularly difficult to answer or solve correctly as a way for an instructor to say one final "Fuck you!" to the student before they finish their class.

The exam was going pretty well for Bobby until he encountered the fuck you question on the last page.

by IceKream May 16, 2011