French Trombone

When a girl on her knees below a male and blows into his asshole while reaching around and giving him a hand-job at the same time.

Damn, Andrea was giving me a sweet french trombone but stopped when i busted ass in her face.

by Nick Douchebaguette October 24, 2004

paint me like one of your french girls

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them

Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

by thecure4herpiez May 14, 2016

french

The best people ever. Why? No reasons, we just are.

I'm part French. My mothers grandfathers were part french too.

by smooth dude July 7, 2007

french dip

first to prepare the dip we must urinate in her mouth. using good technique the female must keep her head pointed towards the sky with mouth open while breathing through the nose and holding the warm urine in her mouth. now that the table is set the male proceeds to tea bag the females mouth creating a chum flavored delight for the female, normally swallowed immediatly following removal of the scrotum from the mouth.

That french dip really hit the spot! exclaimed betty after swallowing her sack marinated delight.

by Siberian Scum Scalper January 12, 2008

French Montana

A sexual position where a male tapes his penis between his legs (to make it appear that he has a vagina), assumes a horse stance, and performs analingus while humming Lil Wayne lyrics.

Did you hear Drake got caught giving Rihanna a French Montana at Build-A-Bear?

by Everclear Jones June 8, 2014

french chocolate

One who is half french, and half black.

"Damn, Geimi Delarge is a hot ass piece of French Chocolate."

by MFHOLLAND February 10, 2007

French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014