by Wallyos November 29, 2023
Get the Flacco my cracko mug.Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
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Also can be used to describe things such as flaccid genitalia.
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Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
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A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
or..
You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
or..
You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
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