what does fuck mean

When someone says fuck and u dont know what that means.

Person1: I fucking rekt that noob last night!
Person2: uh... what does fuck mean?

by ChickenHugger April 3, 2017

fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

Mid-fuck message

Calling or sending a text message when you know that a friend is having a fuck. At which point, you wish them a "lovely time".

Bob: I know that Alice and Clive are meeting for a fuck at 2pm.

Dave: hey, lets send them a "mid-fuck message" wishing them well.

by a_fool April 5, 2026

Yes, fuck me~

What I say when somone says fuck you

Somone in my discord server: FUCK YOU!

Me: Yes, Fuck Me~

by My discord: annoyingdog#7961 October 13, 2021

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

Fuck o meter

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

by Urban jackass June 12, 2018