facebook ninja

One who is active within the realm of Facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as "online"

Notifications - John Doe commented on your status. < one minute ago

Online Friends (0)

"John Doe is such a facebook ninja!"

facebook ninja by Shinejah January 31, 2009

Facebook Roulette

Randomly clicking on friends of friends until you get back to someone you know.

Joe: Instead of studying for the exam, I got plastered and played facebook roulette for 3 hours.
Jose: You're retarded.

Facebook Roulette by The New Lizard King December 16, 2009

Facebook Phoenix 

There comes a time when a person chooses to burn down their current facebook profile and re-build an entirely new facebook persona. This might occur after a divorce, a nasty break-up, or even moving to a new town. It involves un-friending everyone they know, deleting all their pictures and starting all over from scratch. The old you goes away and the new you emerges from the flames like a Phoenix rising.

Boy, Don had a rough divorce! He lost his car, his house, his kids. He's moving to Florida and starting fresh. He even did a Facebook Phoenix and wiped out his whole online profile. He's looking to re-build his entire life.

Facebook Phoenix by miwok April 29, 2011

Facebook sitting 

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.

I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.

Facebook sitting by lythande February 12, 2010

Facebook Foreplay 

Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.

The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.

Facebook Foreplay by cammie B April 13, 2009

Facebook brag 

To post something on Facebook - especially in the "status update" section - that one would not otherwise publicly flaunt in order to draw the attention of one's Facebook peers.

"Did you hear that Emily got accepted to all 20 law schools to which she replied?"

"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."

Facebook brag by mynoduesp1123 August 13, 2008

Facebook widower 

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

Facebook widower by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007