why are u even here tho?

The question I ask myself EVERY day, as I listen to mcr and cry myself to sleep...good times

Me: why are u even here tho?

Life: that's a good question...y are we tho?

Death: *in corner listening to mcr* I think these guys have it figured out, can't wait 2 see them live!

Me: *to life* ima tell him, he deserves to know... :(

by Chris_is_my_bitch July 15, 2017

Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

Do you even gymnastics bro?

An inside joke used between friends. Created at a birthday party and is funny for some unknown reason

Lol do you even gymnastics bro?
HAHAHAHAHAHA

by StarwarsFinatic666 December 10, 2017

In the even that you find $20

The moment you see a 20 on the side of the road

Person 1: Hey, how are you?
Person 2: Great, I just found some money!
Person 1: You’re in the even that you find $20? That’s great! Now you can pay me that $20 you owe me from last week.

by Richard Preston January 11, 2018

A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth

A lackluster performance resulting in a loss. Afterwards leaving a sense of regret for watching.

I really spent the remaining hours of my weekend watching a Sunday evening away game in Perth? Why haven’t I learnt by now?!

by Forvuckssake May 15, 2018

didn't even last a night

the relationship didn't last even a single night

She didn't even last a night

by Ice_lolly March 19, 2019

I da even ken eh

“I da even ken eh” is a term mainly used by hash heeds that live in the north east of Scotland. When saying it they slur their words, it is just a hash heeds way of saying “I don’t know”.

(Typical hash heed) aedo: I’m feeling pretty hashed oot

fin: u feeling potent

Aedo: I da even ken eh

by Craig Stephen August 25, 2019