Relys on the vessel wiper to do the work, doesn't cook doesn't clean just eats and bitches about dumb shit
by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023
Get the Vessel engineermug. When an engine performs better and faster than the rest of 99% of engines in the same model and make. Similar to a golden chip in semiconductors. The 1% ters.
Drag race ensues on stock category engines
Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!
Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!
by ZorenB2 July 21, 2022
Get the golden enginemug. A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!
Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
Get the The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!mug. "If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."
I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Durationmug. If you try building something like an electronic chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein
by Sexydimma May 15, 2016
Get the without knowledge in engineeringmug. by Sister Squad Engine 1 October 30, 2018
Get the Auntie Enginemug. An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022
Get the Red neck Engineeringmug.