can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

straight edge

Some one who thinks that they are so cool that they don't need drink, drugs or casual sex. they feel that they are above it.

why are you all drinking, im too cool for that. I'm so un-cool that im cool!

by anti-anti-emo May 25, 2005

straight edge sex

straight edge sex is non existant.

straight edge kids are abstinent.....therefore, straight edge sex doesn't happen.

by jazzwima June 17, 2006

the edge

Its when you are having sex with some girl and you stick one (or many) of your fingers in the girls butt getting a little bit of poo residue on your fingers. You then put your fingers in the girls mouth resulting in her tasting her own poo. This then gives you the mental edge over the girl for the entire relationship because you know that she has already eaten her own poo.

I once gained "the edge" and now she doesn't want to talk to me.

by nasty nate April 24, 2005

Edgely

A town in Pennsylvania that is technically part of Bristol. It is very aptly named, because Edgely seems to be on the edge of civiliation. There is not one store, laundromat, doctor's office, fast food joint, mall, or park there. It is just houses, and that's it. It is a depressing little town, if rich.

There is nothing to do in Edgely, it's a sad little town.

by Toee September 3, 2006

edgecrusher

A classic internet l33t d00d, the Edgecrusher is the coolest guy of the whole internet

oh look the edge is here, he's so cool!

by anonymous February 20, 2004

Gay Edge

1. Someone whose Straight Edge isn't genuine; They just do it 'cause their friends claim.
2. Someone who's a complete douchebag and claims Straight Edge; yet by claiming Edge, they make Straight Edge look bad.

3. A Straight Edge homosexual.

"Buddy Wolfe's not Straight Edge, he's Gay Edge!"

"Look a those dorks X'ing up at the bowling ally. What a bunch of Gay Edge nerds."

"That hardcore band Limp Wrist consists of Gay Edge dudes."

by David P. [myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx] March 19, 2008