34 definitions by nasty nate

five oh

the police in general or a police officer, taken from the 60's police drama "Hawaii 5-0"

Ah, shit! Slow down! A five-oh set up a speed trap up ahead!

by nasty nate August 22, 2003

speed freak

someone hopped up on amphetamines

"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"

"He's a speed freak!"

by nasty nate August 22, 2003

trailer park skank

A slutty, uneducated, fat, smelly three-toothed woman who lives in a trailer park and fucks every man who so much as pays attention to her. Trailer park skanks have at least 5 kids by 5 different men and no jobs. They are the epitome of white trash and collect welfare checks.

I wouldn't fuck that trailer park skank with a stolen schlong! She is liable to give me an STD!

by nasty nate June 20, 2003

tazes

When a girl gives you a blowjob and also licks your balls

That bitch gave me the tazes last night.

by nasty nate March 22, 2005

Hat Trick

1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night

I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!

by nasty nate September 10, 2003

tree fity

hey man can i borrow tree fity

no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster

i gave him a dollar

you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin

whats tree fity

tree dollar an fity cent

by nasty nate May 12, 2004

pyropedohomonecrobeastiality

slaughtering and setting fire to a physically immature animal (of the same sex as you) before fucking its corpse

This muthafucker ain't one of us! I saw him commit pyropedohomonecrobestiality on a goat!

by nasty nate June 5, 2003