Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede March 04, 2016

ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 09, 2017

Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue

Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up

by Beangang69 June 30, 2019

Earring Energy

Energy that you give off to people that attracts them to you when you are wearing earrings. It also makes you look more attractive

What makes you so attractive?
I don't know man, I think it's earring energy

by Your Father's Role Model January 03, 2022

Bite The Ear

An expression used to represent when someone is whipped in a relationship.

“You see Aaron over there with Nicki. Oh my god he’s about to bite the ear.”

by lit.shitty March 17, 2019

Ear tounging

Tounging a person in the ear canal in order to give them sexual pleasure

I like ear tounging Mr Murray, as his wax makes me horny

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before

I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin

by Tok1tozuk4 August 01, 2018