make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".

Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.

by QuacksO February 01, 2023

Afro-American engineered

When you go beyond magyverng something. Fix something with duck tape, safety pin, paperclip or hot glue.

Deon just afro-american engineered his hole in his shoes with duct tape

by HuStLeLaYnE23 December 15, 2021

Carnot engine

The Carnot engine is the most efficient heat engine which is theoretically possible.
A heat engine acts by transferring energy from a warm region to a cool region of space and, in the process, converting some of that energy to mechanical work.

"The basic model of the Carnot engine was developed by Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot in 1824."

by Incognitux February 20, 2023

Engineer Her

When you fuck bae like you're piloting a Proton-K rocket.

Bob: Why are you going to have sex for 5 hours?
Maximiliano: I'm gonna engineer her like when you piloted that helicopter that one time.

by Fervlarpartnonius Gritokrivasu October 04, 2015

GP2 Engine

Fernando Alonso's comment on the Mclaren MP4-30's Honda engines, he got overtaken by Max Verstappen's Toro Rosso on the straights, making this famous comment

GP2 Engine! GP2! ARGHH

by Belkan September 13, 2024

gas engineer

A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.

"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"

by RustySparks May 26, 2023

hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 06, 2024