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Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
by munky82 December 13, 2017
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Ear Bloople

The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.
Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .
by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016
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Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010
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Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue
Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up
by Beangang69 June 30, 2019
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Bite The Ear

An expression used to represent when someone is whipped in a relationship.
“You see Aaron over there with Nicki. Oh my god he’s about to bite the ear.”
by lit.shitty March 16, 2019
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Ear-Hustlin

It's just a different way of saying EAVESDROPPING.

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..
I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so me being me I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

Hey (___ ) why you Ear-Hustlin?

So today I was talking to one of my friends about some life stuff and we were talkin about the kids only to find out they were Ear-Hustlin the whole time.

I was in my room talkin on the phone about something private only to open my door and find someone straight up Ear-Hustlin..
by Shannytel December 2, 2021
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Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.
Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.
by BigManTyson December 28, 2018
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