Ear gouging

When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.

Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.

by La'kai June 9, 2020

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Ear-Hustlin

It's just a different way of saying EAVESDROPPING.

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so me being me I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

Hey (___ ) why you Ear-Hustlin?

So today I was talking to one of my friends about some life stuff and we were talkin about the kids only to find out they were Ear-Hustlin the whole time.

I was in my room talkin on the phone about something private only to open my door and find someone straight up Ear-Hustlin..

by Shannytel December 2, 2021

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

tom ear

when a persons ear peeks through their hair
this slang term was defined by a person called tom who always had greasy hair and his ears sticking out

'put that tom ear away!'

'do i have a tom ear again?'

'leave my tom ear alone'

by janit. December 9, 2008

Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.

Damn, that girl is a PAIN IN THE EAR!!

by blazeitup July 9, 2011

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 12, 2019