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Ear Garbage

The endless discussion of network news commentators
The only thing worse than the presidential debates was the ear garbage on CNN afterward
by Papa Chubb October 7, 2020
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EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked
by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019
mugGet the EAR FUCKEDmug.

Ear-Hustlin

It's just a different way of saying EAVESDROPPING.

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..
I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so me being me I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

Hey (___ ) why you Ear-Hustlin?

So today I was talking to one of my friends about some life stuff and we were talkin about the kids only to find out they were Ear-Hustlin the whole time.

I was in my room talkin on the phone about something private only to open my door and find someone straight up Ear-Hustlin..
by Shannytel December 2, 2021
mugGet the Ear-Hustlinmug.

Ear tounging

Tounging a person in the ear canal in order to give them sexual pleasure
I like ear tounging Mr Murray, as his wax makes me horny
by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021
mugGet the Ear toungingmug.

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.
Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.
by BigManTyson December 28, 2018
mugGet the Elephant Earsmug.

ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm
These are my ear moggles
by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019
mugGet the ear mogglesmug.

Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before
I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin
by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018
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