Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

Duck beak

A duck so smart it can't be just a duck, but rather, a duck beak

Hey you see him? Yeah..duck beak..I heard his iq is higher than Einstein

by Gelytin March 6, 2023

duck duck goose

Getting head. Comes from the popular kid game..and the motion of tapping people on the head in that game

That bitch was givin' me that ole duck duck goose...

by Gorilla Ed. November 19, 2007

Duck Butter

The combination of sweat from the penis/scrodom area, and the anus. These two meet on the gouch and form a deadly serum called Duck Butter.

Jee wiz Bobby! I can smell your duck butter from here!

by vegieman92 February 2, 2009

Duck Party

The act of semi-violent oral sex on a male, when the male forces the penis into the back of the females throat over and over, causing a gag effect that sounds very similar the sound of a constant quacking duck.

Molly and I had an awesome duck party last night. She quacked her brains out.

by Nastiness January 5, 2009

duck drunking

dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.

Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!

Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best

by Jacob.S September 18, 2010

Duck Duck Noose

When 4 or more players plan to hang them selves with a low enough drop not to break the neck but by strangulation and see who can stay concious longest

Man 1. Dude me Todd and robbert are gonna play Duck Duck Noose! Wanna play?
Man 2. No

by Killerwase June 20, 2018