It's like saying WTF but in a much awesomer way, you say it when you are completly confused to what a specific person or object is doing.
by Randomguy78 March 28, 2013

sexually transmitted disease, most closely associated with hoes in defferent area codes. Da Monkey can be HIV, the clap, etc. Deff. Something you dont want.
Also know as Da Monk
Also know as Da Monk
I Had To Wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch Da monkey
Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey
Oh It Burns When I Pee I Think I Got Da Monkey
by CJthaDJ January 4, 2009

by some gun chick April 6, 2003

by flobberty March 18, 2010
