A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
by Minker1 December 1, 2017
Get the Carrot Dick mug.a dirty Carroyo is when your having sex with your spouse or what not and decide to spice things up a bit by hitting her in the back of the head with a terracotta teapot. That is done if the sex is bad, or maybe they have upset you in some way earlier. this often causes them to tense up or to be knocked out. either way it is a exciting thing to do. this was created from a parody or spoof from a mayor of Miami that threw a terracotta teapot at his wife one night.
i.e. i gave that bitch a dirty Carroyo last night. thats the last time she will spit instead of swallow.
i.e. i gave that girl a dirty Carroyo since she is like a dead fish in bed.
i.e. i gave that girl a dirty Carroyo since she is like a dead fish in bed.
by leinad R April 24, 2008
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Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.
Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.
Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.
by Dazzle42 March 16, 2010
Get the Salty Carrot mug.When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".
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Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
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Get the Carrot mug.The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power
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