ass crumb

a really dumbass person. ie, an unemployed male that gets all the really good looking women.

Damn, look at that women...she is hot as fire...and with a fucken ass crumb.

by John Buzan December 28, 2007

crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!

by rodgerzzz November 16, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

crumpy

a large, misshapen, hunk of human feces.

I have to take a crumpy...

by joey joe joe May 13, 2005

Crumpify

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

by the d00d October 21, 2006

crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008

crumpled

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

by emit June 11, 2008