Crotch Chop 

The feeling you get when you jam your dick; also sometimes refered to as "right angle your captain"

"I was bangin my girl doggy syle and I was hittin it so hard and fast my captain popped out and the tip of my hog nailed her butt-cheek and gave me a Crotch Chop!!"

Crotch Chop by David Meece January 5, 2006

Crotch Food

Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.

S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"

Crotch Food by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

crotch crooner 

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

crotch crooner by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

Crotch Tag 

A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.

Person 1: Crotch tag! No tag backs!

Person 2: Shit.

Crotch Tag by Septimus80 January 14, 2009

crotch cord 

The mechanism by which you remove a tampon.

Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon.

crotch cord by Delores Cratch February 24, 2009

crotch jingler 

Name for a male who is determined he knows how to make your crotch tingle, but in the end, can't get the job done and all it does is jingle

My date last night turned out to be a crotch Jingler.

crotch jingler by Workwife June 3, 2010

crotch of the old man 

A surly person.

He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.

crotch of the old man by Parvart July 27, 2010