ice cream cone method

when a man licks your vagina like an ice cream cone #trauma

that dude Jake ice cream cone method me so bad

by gaga42069 November 30, 2021

Blonde Cream Pie

Blonde Cream Pie

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker January 27, 2022

nair cream

a cream used to remove hair

kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well

by TheFlagKing July 12, 2023

popcorn flavored ice cream

The most disgusting food you will ever find. Do not try it.

Pannie threw up when she ate the popcorn flavored ice cream. (This actually happened!)

by i<3Darwin March 3, 2010

Cherry ice cream job

When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.

Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's

by The know all sex all April 29, 2015

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017