Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

Cocktakls

Cocktakls is an unintentional misspelling of cocktails that cannot be attributed to the fault of autocorrect. It is simply a dumb spelling error and you have every right to mock your friends for misspelling cocktail in that particular way. 9 out of 10 people do not misspell cocktails as cocktakls. Those who do are not cool. Always get a copy of twilight for their birthdays. They'll learn spelling.

"Lets talk about cocktakls" - Anon

by SkinnedRaccoon February 11, 2019

cocktailpreneur

s.o. who talks at parties about founding his own company but never does

Do you know Max? He is a cocktailpreneur - always talking when he is tipsy but never doing the work needed.

by funsum July 25, 2019

Cocktious

verb

1. When one is aware of all available opportunities involving dick.

Whoa black Betty, you’re super cocktious tonight (Bam-ba-Lam).

by RevTDJake June 21, 2019

cocktailholic

Guy who loves cocktail

Quin is a cocktailholic

by Quin loco December 8, 2019

Cocktail

When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.

Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya

by EFFFFFFFFFFF March 30, 2020

Cocktail

Noun. the combination of urine a feces mixed in a cup or whatever container is available. The cocktail is thrown onto guards and prison administrators after upset prisoners have decided to do so. Cocktails are understood to bring the goon squad to the cells.

I'm in the shoe, everyday it gets worse and worse, and all of a sudden word goes out to make a cocktail.

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020