Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.

Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.

by Cuspid May 30, 2009

Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

parent condom

noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.

Also, an effective contraceptive.

Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"

by SpazZilla April 23, 2006

conZoom

To be completely used up due to an excess of virtual meetings.

I am exhausted because I was conZoomed by work on the research project today.

by JMcP14 April 9, 2020

conzoomer

A consoomer who is also a zoomer

"Did you hear that Jason spent $2,000 on v-bucks?"
"Yeah he's such a conzoomer"

by attarax November 29, 2021

conconsious

The state between being consussed and unconsious.

Matt hit his head really hard, I thinks he's conconsious

by backendofhorse February 2, 2009