Sweatshirt College

N. A College in which the sales of their sweatshirts are directly proportional to the amount of High School preps and/or Siblings of High School preps.

1) "As Tara, who is sporting her brothers Penn State Sweatshirt (A college she will never be admitted too), played Field Hockey, she noticed that she was due for a trip to the Tanning Salone. "What a Sweatshirt College whore that tara is," i thought to myself"

2) "Oh my god, i went to Cornell's open house yesterday and after i realized i will never get in I decided to buy a sweatshirt to hide that fact to the kids in our school. I really hope i turn Cornell into a Sweatshirt College!"

by Adam Gia August 2, 2006

community college

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.

Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.

by Big D May 2, 2004

College Football

First began as a sport in New Jersey c. 1869 between Princeton and Rutgers. The game is a unique blend of soccer and rugby with a distinctly American style. Today football played between universities, "college football," is the nation's most attended sporting event and contains far more pagentry, tradition, and soul than professional football.

Time to grab a beer, fire up the grill, open the tailgate, listen to the band, and enjoy America's REAL pastime....college football.

by FootballHistorian November 1, 2005

Joe College

Joe College is the kid on campus that everybody wants at their parties. Kid always has his own party-packs, full of beers, pot, ADHD meds, and variety of other substances he could get his hands on (ex: half pack of cigs he stole from his roommate, Skoal, flavored condoms, and 151). He has no problem sacrificing his brains cells to complete that last cup chug before going out or ripping a whole pack of hoons to win a gentlemen's bet. Joe is a hero and an idol. When you look in the mirror, you want to see Joe College looking back.

-Yo did you hear Joe College did a butt funnel last night?

-Man that kid is tubular, but he's no Joe College.

-OO that kid's Joe College, he can do his homework, drink 5 nights a week, and he still manages to find to get laid once in a while.

by God's Gift to Partying July 24, 2010

College Terrace

Commonly referred to as "The CT", College Terrace is the hardest, most gangster part of town in Palo Alto. People get robbed on the daily and homicides are very common. The most dangerous street in particular is Harvard St., where pitbulls run loose and thugs roll dice on the corner

College Terrace is home to some of the most thug hoodratz in PA!

by razorthug August 10, 2008

Hunter College

A Soviet Socialist Satellite Republic.

Student who is not Socialist: Hunter College, a place where if you do not subscribe to the party line, you will be sent to Siberia.

by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010

Brooklyn College

Brooklyn College is one of the senior colleges in the CUNY system. Brooklyn College is known for being inexpensive and highly diverse. Tuition is roughly 1/4 of the cost of SUNY universities like Albany and Binghamton, and 1/8 the cost of private colleges like NYU and Sarah Lawrence.
The Brooklyn College student body consists of an unusual number of recent immigrants and students whose parents never attended college. It is also one of the few campuses in the world that have a significant Jewish, Moslem, and Christian population.

Academically, it is comparable to CUNY Hunter and CUNY Queens College.

I attended Brooklyn College for two years, and then I transferred to Columbia.

by Kelvin Tomko March 7, 2010