coffee hand

the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apron it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.

hello nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand...

by filthyhand October 23, 2007

Leaded Coffee

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.

Waitress, please give me a cup of leaded coffee. I want the good stuff.

by ConversationStarter May 18, 2010

retard coffee

The specific coffee created by a retard in which you heat water to a warm temperature and drop two coffee beans into it. As said by the creator(me)it looks like someone pooped in your water. all tho this sounds nasty, it actually tastes like water. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"aye look at mah boy over there tryin to make that retard coffee."

by Earth-Child69 March 11, 2009

coffee grinding

in the act of doing a coffee grinder, which is a breakdancing move

that bitch can do a nasty coffee grinder!

by Phishr December 20, 2004

coffee fart

A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.

-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg?

-Sorry, I just had a coffee fart.

by Fart Pants July 3, 2008

cold coffee

any dark cola poured into a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty because no one wants to wash dishes

all the glasses are dirty, guess I'll drink cold coffee

by twoandone May 10, 2013

Cup of Coffee

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005