clingon

When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.

Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon

Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon

Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon

Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon

by LizzysGotWheelz November 3, 2011

chinged up

Getting drunk and having sexual relations with a person of the opposite sex.

"No more Rocketballs please" Mike Holmgren

"I was Chinged up" Brett Favre

by Stevie Johnston January 16, 2008

king ching fadoodle

a word that means anything you want it to mean used for confusing people

I love your new king ching fadoodle, where did you get it?
-or-
Finish your king ching fadoodle so we can go outside.

by Holly January 10, 2005

ching chong

stop racism against ching chong's
a ching chong means a Chinese guy who gets memed on

guy 1: You're a ching chong!
Chinese guy: *sad*

by chunknunkpunklunk69funnyxD February 9, 2021

Ching

Verb, When you are involuntarily trapped in an endless discussion in which you cannot escape.

To avoid being chinged, one can:
1. Attend imaginary emergency meeting
2. Fake a phone call
3. Jump out nearest window

by WToFu January 24, 2013

clinge

A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.

"maaaaan shes such a dirty clinge."

"you dont want one of those clinges dude"

by jack and bradley February 13, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009