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Charles Barkley

Opening your mouth as wide as possible, sticking your tongue out and shaking your head furiously, ala Charles Barkley circa 1990. Good for cunnilingus.
"Damn that girl is hot, she needs to be Charles Barkley'd"
by Danny the kid July 20, 2008
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Lake Charles

a town between beaumont and lafayette in the state of louisiana. It is typically a rainy state, not experiencing any seasons other than rainy and summer.. The primary high school in lake charles is AM Barbe. This is the source of educated citizens living in Lake Charles. Most of these people are of substandard education, 60% of whom do not know where mexico is by the end of their college education. Of the entering freshmen class, 30% of people are high school dropouts..

The college in lake charles is Mcneese State University. This university is currently under review by SAACKS for academic substandard education.

Furthermore, this city is devoid of activity other than mardi gras and chemical production, the wastes being dumped into Lake Charles.

So basically, lake charles is a place where educated chemical engineers dump their waste.. its a toiletbowl of whitetrash and shit..

The roads in lake charles are substandard compared to most american cities.
So are going to college in Lake Charles?
Yeah, its a hellhole..
by Thirdd Eye September 26, 2007
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charles barkley

1. A name used for cock blockers ( hence the CB)
2. Other dudes (and sometimes girls) who play good defensive on you while you try to spit game at someone.
3. The name of a legendary undersized power forward who was really good at defense.
Ay man, so i was just over at the bar tryna spit game at this girl and all of a sudden this charles barkley comes out of nowhere interruptin me askin her all these dumbass questions!
by EnglishtheRapper January 3, 2008
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Charleston Chew

A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
by DaLightful January 17, 2013
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WTF Charles

WTF Charles means the same thing as WTF 'What the Fuck'. It’s from a voiced over X-Men cartoon starring the Juggernaut.

It’s a scene where Professor Charles Xavier is having an image in his head in which the Juggernaut sees this and proceeds to say "WTF Charles?!" to Professor X.

A friend and I altered the regular WTF with this one because we thought it was the funniest part of the Cartoon and it just sounded better to say WTF Charles?! instead of the old boring WTF. It is pretty funny because we come across people that know what we are talking about when we say WTF Charles. They are like "Dude, the Juggernaut!" Haha.... oh well I thought i'd share the new and improved WTF phrase.

If you would like to see the video, just goto any video search website and type Juggernaut in the search bar and it will come up.
Example 1:

Bob: "Dude, did you hear that Brucie Boy came out of the closet?"
Steve: "WTF Charles?!"

Example 2:

:::You hear a weird noise in the distance:::
You: "WTF Charles?!?"
by The Real Shizza November 9, 2008
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Charles

Total sex on legs.
An oh so studly sexual god. Handles those girls like a pro and never backs down on a challenge
OMG Taylor Lautner is so dreamyy, he is such a charles!
by shbbvvalea hiul July 4, 2011
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charlesc

a pharmacy tech who is a controller in training at a dealership who lives with his boss and drives one of her cars for free but is not boning her and whose father thinks he is gay.
chawles where are my keys?!!?!
by michelle May 6, 2005
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