shane crawford

a random ass stupid nigga

thats a shane crawford rite there bois

by SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC ME ME ME M December 12, 2019

Bar Crawl

A practice of sampling alcoholic drinks(dilute ethanol) from many different establishments organised to facilitate such activity, leading to temporary but severe impairment of cognitive function, which is often viewed as enjoyable, at least at the time. Crawling is not usually involved, at least in the early stages of such activity.

John felt horrible after last night's bar crawl until 3am.

by Albert_Newton February 8, 2020

Cameron Crawford

Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee

Hairy hairy man

He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts

Did you see that yeti?? Or was that cameron crawford????

by phatass68696969 March 19, 2020

low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.

These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.

by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020

coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.

Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Aleesha Crawford

Slag hoe

Aleesha Crawford is a slag

by Leah hooter October 27, 2020

Tracy Crawford

Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography

Hey dude don’t be a Tracy Crawford

by Realist10284 February 17, 2021