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Christ (Deemed to be) University

a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
by kazawafaqt November 23, 2021
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Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents
He crossed right when a car was coming
YOU: Jesus Christ!
by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023
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Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
by bingula June 17, 2023
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Gingis Christ

the leader of all things orange and pale. Leads all Gingers in the right direction.
Looks like Gingis Christ has been here, peace has been restored.
by GingerGirlGaming June 20, 2023
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Jesus Christ

Lord Jesus christ son of God, have mercy upon me a sinner.”
by Mr Lean June 7, 2024
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Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman
Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.
by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024
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Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.
Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ
by parsidot August 1, 2024
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