by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009
Get the cookie bonermug. A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
Get the Boner Jihadmug. A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.
After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.
by NorthernExposurePole February 9, 2015
Get the Bouji Bonermug. by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021
Get the Boner Jammug. by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018
Get the Bravado Bonermug. One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
by Lemski October 16, 2008
Get the Boner Technicianmug. by Plpzlol October 18, 2015
Get the dog bonermug.